Sex toy of the Day

G SPOT STIMULATOR
Super smooth & Luxurious, Variable Speed Vibrations that will have you swimming in orgasms! And its waterproof - for fun in and out of the water!!! 1 AA batteries not included.
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Sex toy of the Day

POLLY THE CLIT DIDDLER PINK


This clit stimulating parrot toy is made of flexible soft jelly. Stretchy anal bead tail with Stimunubs and vibrating beak and belly. 2 speed dynamic vibration control thats powered by a sure hand grip controller. Held snuggly in place by a durable 4 strap harness.
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Toy of the Day

Comfortable, soft, stretchy Latex harness with a Brazilian cut panty. 6” dong with a robust 2” girth! Powerful, multi-positional, removable wireless micro-stimulator. Micro batteries included.
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The Other Khardashian Girl

So last weekend my girlfriend walked in on me banging her sister Kim,(punctuality is indeed the vice of a virtuous woman) and while I sat there naked and unfinished, pretending to listen her tirade, I realized how much she looked like that other Khardashian girl...no not the fat one, the other one, Kourtney. She is more beautiful, better proportioned and, if not all together level-headed, more intelligent than her more popular sister. She has nothing to prove, seems comfortable in her own skin, approachable and her lady parts are still left to ones imagination. Spurned on by the fact that I had no idea what her face looks like when she's having an orgasm, she became a lot more interesting to me and after recovering from my exes heels to groin, I sought to further unravel the mystery of the less popular sister.
I’ve since learned that she's the sister you cheat on with a Kim because you’ve seen ( grainy cell phone video) and heard from all the dudes in the neighborhood how great she is in the sack but if you had just held off and watched the video all the way through( talking to you Reggie), you would have seen that its nothing special, she’s been done before by countless others. But alas, you only got to that part of video that convinced you that you’d rather be Brandy’s brother than anyone else in the world. By then it was too late for me, I got side tracked by a nice ass, the quest for sexual glory and bragging rights. I was a fool, I failed to recognize and appreciate the true gem among the trio of women, the true beauty of the family, the one that actually has some talent...the Nicky Hilton, the Dana Foster of the Lambert clan .
Which begs the question; Why does the less talented, less beautiful sibling go out of their way to get noticed?....never mind. So to all the introverted siblings out there, do not despair, we see you, and the fact that men see you in spite of your sister’s whore mongering is cause for celebration. So cheer up, because after he’s through banging her, (if your still interested) he’ll marry you.

USAIN BOLT ADMITS TO SMOKING MARIJUANA!

Take it from a fellow Jamaican and former high school athlete, Usain Bolt's admission to marijuana use is of little consequence to his track and field career.
The triple Olympic champion and three time world record holder's recent admission of having tried marijuana as a youth, but has since stayed away from the illegal substance - will have a more positive than negative impact on his already likeable persona. The fact that the admission did not go viral, as was the case with Micheal Phelps, lends some credence to the position that this is no big deal. Unlike Phelps on a Wheaties box, Bolt's endorsements are generally within the Caribbean community and Europe, where especially in the West Indies, there exsist a cultural connection with the substance.It is a cultural thing, but also a stereotype, one which will aid Bolt in shrugging this latest challenge.
This unforced admission by Usain will endear him to more people. People in the real world understand that kids are exposed to lot things, and if the worst thing a kid has done by the age of 23 is experiment with weed, then more power to him/her.
Furthermore, the little I know about marijuana suggests that it is not a performance enhancing drug, quite the opposite actualy, and the early use of this drug would have had no impact, for better or worse, on his athletic performance. Usain Bolt's magic will remain safe despite this revelation, indeed the only thing that can tarnish his legacey is failure on the track. The bar has been set so high as to preclude anyone but himself from scaling it, and this challenge will be the true test of usain's character.

SEX PARAPHERNALIA OF THE DAY

MEASURE UP PENIS PUMP BX
Calibrated measure up pump with high capacity vacuum stainless steel release valve, flexible hose and three different sized rubber rings. Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size, while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately we do not have that answer and can not guarantee or be responsible for any results.
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DUAL PENETRATOR

Powerful, multi-speed, vibrating, flexible, dual stimulator with pliable soft 5 x 1 inch penis and 5 x .75 inch anal beads with penis head. 2 AA batteries
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Tapping Ms. Tapping

As a sci-fier, I've had the priviledge of spending some quality time with Ms. Tapping. The British born Canadian actress is best known for her portrayal of Samantha Carter in the science fiction television series Stargate SG-1, which debuted in 1997. After SG1 aired its final episode, Amanda reprised the role of Samantha Carter on Stargate Atlantis as the new commander of the Atlantis expedition. This understated beauty can now be seen plying her trade on the sci-fi series Sanctuary, which follows the exploits of Dr. Helen Magnus (Amanda Tapping) as she seeks out all manner of terrifying and monstrous creatures (known as 'Abnormals'). So it begs the question..Would you tap Ms. Tapping?

TICKLE HIS PICKLE

So many penises - and no instruction manual, 'til now. Tickle His Pickle is sexy and inspiring... honest and provocative... candid and exciting. Over 50 sizzling techniques to master oral love making. Dozens of ways to turn your hands into living sextoys. How to fulfill his biggest erotic fantasies (so he'll beg for more.) More than 100 fun, tasteful, titllating illustrations, Secret touching spots for the Male G-Spot and other pleasure zones. - 160 pages, paperback.
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Add two inches for $10

Now you and your partner can feel the realistic futurotic material while you enlarge your manhood. Comfortable, soft, stretch-to-fit extension adds girth and a full 2/ 5.08 cm in length! Two inches to your penis for less than $10.
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The L Word: faking orgasms for 6 seasons!

Ahh, the guiltiest of pleasures. This show is absolutely brilliant; beautiful women having lots of girl on girl sex. Girl on girl sex, nuff said. Lesbians have a lot of sex.I would like to say that I fast forward through the boring talking crap to the sex scenes, of which there are plenty, but that would be a lie. I get engrossed in the characters, their virtues, their flaws and the ever revolving door of sexual partners. The show is also educational, it gives one..it gave me a fundamental understanding into the psyche of women; they a nuts, even lesbians don't understand women. So, to the lasses of the L word (the L stands for lickalotapuss) keep faking it and I and those like me(straight dudes who closetly own the dvds), will keep watching.

Google Adwords?

So I bit the bullet and setup a google adwords account to help promote my web business http://www.pleasurestrove.com/. I started out with a $5o per month budget ( I was laid off, recession, Im broke etc.) primarily to get my site crawled sooner, which I think was smart. I know this will help generate some traffic and the first of many sales... knock on wood!I've taken the plunge, there's no turning back now, I've invested all that I am into this effort, the odds are against success but I have hope. Hope..frail, but extremely hard to kill!

Going GOO GOO for GaGa's Ass

Ok so I don't care much for her music and her face is a little suspect, but what an ass. I sat through a few music videos just to get glimpse of that ass in motion. I am an ass man and as such Lady GaGa's ass deserves a place on this most hallowed of blogs. How many times have I typed ass already? (I need 6 to win a bet). Ass. Karen you owe me a blowjob!

FETISH FANTASY ULTRA POSITION MASTER

Get her in the right position. Fetish Fantasy Series is a great way to hold that position in a more relaxed way. Ultra Position Master Indulge in your wildest fantasies with this Inflatable Position Master. The slanted, flocked design allows you to relax in any position without sliding off, while the EZ-Grip love handles are perfect for maintaining difficult positions without losing your rhythm.
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British Babes Of the Day

Kate Beckinsale vs. Rhona Mitra vs. Michelle Ryan

This not about who is hotter..just showing my appreciation for true British beauty!

Sex toy of the Day

Jessica Drakes Wicked stimulator is multi-speed and perfectly angled for ultimate g-spot stimulation. Five speeds and pretty pink color.
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Jamaica Highjacking. 420 ..Coincidence?

So some silly fuck in my birth country, smoked some seasoned weed, had a disagreement with a few Canadian travel agents and it makes the front page on every news website in the world! Slow news day I guess.Well here it is, say what you want about the crime in Jamaica, we do not attack tourists, we do not highjack planes!
Ironically, the Canadian Prime Minister was already in the island on official business. Anyway, at last update, the misunderstanding was under control and no one, including the highjacker, was harmed. So lets not let one asshole who can't handle is spliff, spoil this noble of holydays. Happy 420 to all, and to all a high day!
what is 420?

PARTIERS GUIDE TO 51 DRINKING GAMES

A complete guide to all the classics: Three-Man, Asshole, Mexicali, Thumper, etc. This guide also includes many original games, including: Preposterous Proposals, Daredevil, and Assembly Line. It's a must have for all your wild parties.

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I want Your Money!!

I want your money, and no, I'm not selling anything, I'm not offering anything in return, I just want your money... just because. I don't want all of it, $250,000 will do just nicely. So if you have some extra money lying around and want get rid of it, leave a comment, the details can be ironed out later. When you give this money it's mine to do with as I please, that's the only rule in my accepting your waste money.

Rhona Mitra

I know, I know, this is something everyone says practically everyday. Everyone has their favorites and preferences, but this woman is POSTIVELY STUNNING! By all accounts (and by that i mean internet gossip) she has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire, yet I cannot deny that my heart desires her.
I've posted what I think is the most unflattering photo of her I could find and I still want to do bad things with her. She does it for me. So, here's my tribute to the most wonderful of beings.."RHONA MITRA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!"

PERFECT EXTENSION 9"

Made of soft rubber with a realistic look and feel. Straps help hold on the extension, designed to use with or without an erection. The rubber on these is about .25 inches thick. These extensions are 2 inches wide on the outside and about 1.5 inches thick on the inside. Length to insert the penis is 6 and 7/8 inches.
I've always wanted a bigger penis, I just bought one. Yeah me!
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JENNA'S PERFECT PAIR

Anatomically correct mold of Jenna Jamesons breasts made entirely of UR3 - Doc Johnson Ultra Realistic 3.0 material, scientifically developed patented rubber compound that mimics the feel of human flesh. Feeling is believing and once you touch you will not stop. These succulent breasts look and feel like real skin and even jiggle and bounce. Give some attention to the Jennas pink perky nipples, pull on them, suck on them, UR3 is quite durable. Squeeze them, fondle them, then slip your hard cock between Jennas tits for a wild ride!

WANT!!
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COLOR TIP RIPPLE WAND PINK

Birthday gift for m ex. she's a freaking troll who will again get laid. I've got the perfect gift to make up for the crap I put her through
Glass sex toy with a unique shape. Probe has 4 pleasure rings followed by a deep pink ball at the tip. On the base is a ball handle for easier use. Free storage pouch included. Glass sex toy measures approximately 8 long by 1 wide (in the center of the toy) ends have various diameters. Use the therodymanic properties by heating up with warm water or chill it down with ice cubes. Sex toy is easy to clean & 100% dishwasher safe on top shelf. Unique toy comes with a free storage pouch. Color Tip Ripple Wand is manufactured by Pyrex Glass
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My Girlfriend really enjoyed this thing! should I be worried??

G-Spot 10 Function Vibrator is a classic plastic vibe with a perfectly curved tip. Classic plastic vibrator comes with vertical pleasure ribs. The competition may look similar, but nothing else performs like a genuine Doc Johnson vibrator. The manufacturing and mechanical expertise means more power and greater reliabity. Vibrating sex toy requires 2 AA batteries. Batteries are not included. The competition may look similar, but nothing else performs like a genuine Doc Johnson vibrator. The manufacturing and mechanical expertise means more power and greater reliabity. The magic is always in your hand with an exclusive Doc Johnson vibrator.
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Sex toy of the day!!

Keep your lover close at all times with the Leather Jockstrap and Leash set. This sexy leather jockstrap comfortably holds everything in place when the action heats up, giving you support and comfort with the classic styling of an athletic jock. It’s soft yet sturdy and attaches to a leash using a metal clip and ring. Lead your lover wherever you like - he’ll follow you til he peels off the jockstrap. Either way, it’s a win-win situation. One size fits most.